What snack would you eat right now?
If I’m being honest – actually, painfully honest – what I would eat right now is a cronut. Not just any pastry, but specifically the raspberry-rose one from that bakery on 4th and Main in my old neighbourhood, the kind that costs nine dollars and requires waiting in a line that wraps around the block. I want the flakiness that gets everywhere, the pretension of it, the noise of the city buses roaring past while I eat it.
But I’m not there. I’m in New Corinth, Delaware, sitting on the fire escape of my third-floor walk-up in the Heights, and what I am actually eating is a pair of Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpets.
The Grey River Reality
It’s a Monday evening in January, which means the sky over the Delaware River has been the colour of wet concrete since about 2 p.m.. My roommate, a local girl who grew up here, calls this “New Corinth grey” – a specific shade that settles over the rowhomes and the old industrial skeletons down by the waterfront like a heavy blanket.
I moved here three months ago because the rent was cheap, and everyone said this place was “up-and-coming” or at least “next”. Coming from a city that never shut up, New Corinth feels weirdly quiet. It’s like the whole town is holding its breath. Down on the street, I can see a flyer for “Polar Lines Day” stapled to a telephone pole. It’s coming up this Thursday. Apparently, it’s this big civic teach-in where people sit down with their ideological opposites and just… talk? In my old city, we didn’t talk to opposites; we just subtweeted them. Here, they archive the arguments in the library. It’s earnest in a way that makes me cringe and weirdly jealous at the same time.
Sugar and Scrapple
So, back to the snack. These Krimpets are unnervingly yellow. They stick to the roof of my mouth. They are nothing like the artisanal, small-batch pastries I used to post on Instagram. But there’s something about them that fits this place. New Corinth doesn’t care if you’re cool. I walked past a guy on Market Street earlier wearing a full-on welder’s jacket and pyjama bottoms, eating a breakfast sandwich at 4 p.m., and nobody blinked.
The locals here take their food seriously, but not in a “foam on top” way. They argue about scrapple brands and who has the best crab cakes like it’s a blood sport. My roommate took me to a spot near the creek that serves “soul food that tastes like a hug,” and I swear I almost cried over the mac and cheese. It was heavy and real, just like the history here – the way people talk about the old Iron Works or the “Night of the Neon Cross” like those things are still happening right now, just beneath the surface.
Eating the Archives
I finish the first Krimpet. It’s too sweet, but the sugar rush helps against the damp cold coming off Minerva Creek. I look out toward the river, where the lights of the port are starting to flick on. It’s not the glittering skyline I’m used to. It’s darker, grittier – Wilmington’s “shadow twin,” they call it.
I miss my nine-dollar cronut. I miss the performance of being a “city girl.” But as I open the second Krimpet, listening to the distant sound of a train shunting cars on the rail line that supposedly built this town, I realise I’m not just eating a sponge cake. I’m eating the rent I can afford. I’m eating the fact that my neighbour actually knows my name. I’m eating the weird, unpolished reality of 2026 in a town that refuses to just be a suburb.
So, yeah. I would eat a croissant. But I’m sticking with the Krimpet. It matches the grey.
Bob Lynn | © 2026 Vox Meditantis. All rights reserved.


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